Text Conversation of the Day

Stephen: Maybe I should get a fish to fill part of the neediness void. For when my wife is not near her phone to text.

Katrina: Fish can't text, my darling.

Stephen: Oh fuck. What can they do?

Katrina: Swim.

Stephen: That's why I want a puppy instead.

Katrina: I think we should start a blog together.

Stephen: Please please please. We can talk about how I looked like a lesbian 4 years ago and have the photos to prove it.