Thursday, October 27, 2011

Katrina is a genius!

Katrina: "I made a 100 on my neuroscience test."

Stephen: "Amazing. I found a $100 bill in the middle of the road while biking. Also amazing."

Katrina: "Quit outdoing me!"

Stephen: "It's apples to oranges, babe :-) Congrats on being a GENIUS at NEUROSCIENCE in GRADUATE SCHOOL. I'm just a dumbfuck with two eyes who spotted money on the street before someone else did."


Thursday, October 6, 2011

Success

It's been a while since we have posted, but it's because we've both been working really hard to reach our dreams.

No, seriously.

In the romance department, Stephen just told me that he wishes he also had "an adorable better half."

Katrina:  You saying she's better than me?

Stephen: That's just an idiomatic expression. ;)  We all know God has made of one blood all peoples of the earth.

This is funny because:


This is the motto of our alma mater.  It's from the Bible, Acts 17:26.  And it is shoved down every student's throat until they can recite it at will. It is also printed on this really ugly fountain by our campus cafeteria.

Katrina: This made me laugh. I love you. And all people of the earth.

Stephen: I love you too.  Let's have amazing careers and then go be graduation speakers at B. College.*

FUTURE COMMENCEMENT SPEAKERS
8/2011


I think I'll start my speech talking about the importance of exfoliating, followed by the impact one person's altruistic lifestyle can truly make on the world, remind the graduates and their families to recycle, then close with the best way to make biscuits from scratch, but also remind them once again to exfoliate.

Love,
Kat

*I don't want to write the full name of our college and have people access our blog when they google it. Because that is terrifying.