Fan Mail

Stephen recently received his most bizarre fan mail yet.  We need to talk about it.

Subject: zlatko by croatia ....send me .....some photos+autograph....on my home adr ...on memory ...please yo

hay dear friend ... stephen ....how are you ..
i am zlatko by croatia ...yoiur big fan ..
i want be your friend .in fb ..

you look very, very beautiful ...

please you ..ADD me as friend in fb ...ok!!!!!


i am zlatko by croatia...
i have 26 year old ..189-74....browen hair ok boy ...
i live alone with my mother ..my father is dead ..i have not job ..

i love in my life ..movies, dance, fashion, music, art, style , etc ..
and ...eurovision song contest ...

how goes your life, job, love etc !!!
do you ever be in croatia !!!!

you look very beautiful and sexy and you are great artist ...
i give you the best my compliments ..

...please you sweet... stephen ....send me .. ...your some photos+autograph..... ...on my home adr ....on memory on you....ok..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i will be very, very happy on your nice kidnesses and your gifts ..

MY HOME ADR ..

ZLATKO PATACKO
SEVEROVACKA 2
48350 DURDEVAC
CROATIA

my cell..[omitted]

send your family and you lot lot hot nice greetings from beautiful country ...your new friend ..zlatko by croatia . ...

Katrina says: I looked this guy up and he has about 8 facebook pages.  (He loves Abba and Forest Gump on every single page.)  Then someone cleverly made a fan base page for him which states that he sends a lot of people private messages, requesting photos and autographs.  I'm tempted to call the phone number Stephen has just to see who will answer. I'm also tempted to offer teach him English.

Maybe... it cans help... graduate hot hot nice lot school.... of the applications....

Hey Stephen, remember that time that your phone accidentally called me while you were driving and singing Abba at the top of your lungs? I creepily sat at my desk, listening to you sing for a few minutes before I hung up. You were embarrassed when you found out.


Stephen says:
An open letter to Zlatco Patacko: God bless you Zlatco Patacko. Your enthusiasm and compliments do not go unnoticed, as your level of devotion reminds me of a fan from college who wrote poems about me and published them in the school newspaper. Please do continue to set up multiple facebook accounts in your pursuit of more autographs and photos and gifts, with that many facebooks, who needs a job anyways?!? Say hi to your Mom for me, if I ever be in Croatia I will give you both a visit at your adr and kindnesses and gifts. Best of luck to you in your life, job, love, etc.!!!!!!!!!

An open letter to Katrina: The ABBA incident made me forever stop listening to that damn Mamma Mia Original Cast Recording and now when I start to sing it in the shower, I stop and remind myself that I have straight boy roommates who think I'm gay enough as I am, and they may not be as forgiving as my darling wife.