"Merry Christmas, bitch!"
Kat hates Christmas. Stephen loves it. This nauseates Kat.
For a happy medium, Stephen visited Asheville over the holiday
and brought lots of wine.
Kat turned into a magical craft fairy, pulling out loads of glitter and gold.
See that thing on the couch with a chord?
It's an embossing tool.
It makes ink shiny.
And so it was...
Kat helped Stephen make personalized cards for his family.
Stephen drew pictures. Kat followed closely behind with embossing powder.
Stephen followed closely behind in refilling Kat's wine glass.
And then they joyfully heated the powder stuck to the ink with the special tool.
Kat's favorite card:
Conversation following the making of the above card:
Kat: Did you just make North America in the shape of the United States?
Stephen: Ummmmm....
Kat: You do realize there are other countries in North America?
Stephen: I-I-I didn't have a map to look at.
Kat: (pointing) Stephen there is a fucking globe in my living room!
Stephen: Wow! South America is real big!
